Good shirts.
For people who build great teams.
A free collection for engineering and platform leaders.
Pick your favorite. This one's on Earthly Lunar.
Pick your free shirtNo strings attached. No purchase or meeting required. For eligible leaders at organizations with 150+ engineers.
- Your choice of shirt
- Sticker sheet included
- Shipping on us
Pick your favorite.
A little engineering humor. A lot of team pride.
27 shirts · $0 each
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Trust me.
Actually, run the checks.
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Deserves the hype.
My platform team. Obviously.
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Temporary exception.
I can explain.
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Nice Things Department.
Platform Engineering.
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I have standards.
In a wiki. In a CI config. In a script somewhere.
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Platform Team Fan Club.
Proud member.
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They ship. I brag.
Credit where it's due.
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Yes, I made a tool for that.
Platform engineer.
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I paved the golden path.
You're welcome.
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AI enthusiasm.
Production skepticism.
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Engineering lead.
Still emotionally attached to a good architecture diagram.
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Makes ship happen.
My platform team. Every release.
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AI agents welcome.
House rules apply.
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Golden path.
Scenic routes sold separately.
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Cheers to release day.
Here's to no surprises.
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Self-service.
Team effort.
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AI wrote this shirt.
I requested changes.
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Golden Path Maintenance Crew.
Making easy look easy.
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Platform team.
Humans enabled. AI included.
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My team paved the way.
Literally. There's a golden path.
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My dashboard says
I'm fine.
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I'M FINE.
My dashboard says
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Self-service.
Some assembly required.
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Cattle, not pets.
Individual care instructions enclosed.
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I herd cats.
The architecture doc says cattle.
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Our cattle have preferences.
Mostly about Python versions.
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External emotional support
for the internal developer portal.
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A little fine print, up front.
This offer is for engineering and platform leaders at organizations with 150+ software engineers. We review every request and may decline one if we don't think Lunar would be a good fit for your team. We ship to the U.S. and Canada, one kit per person. No purchase, demo or sales meeting required.
Still reconciling standards across wikis, repos, and CI configs?
Lunar turns engineering standards into automated guardrails for developers and AI agents, on pull requests and before deploys. We'd love to compare notes.
Entirely optional. The shirt is enough.